booze me up and get me high
person: how long does it take to get there?
me: 3 songs

Tagged by theshannoncolter because she’s an exception.


1. if you had to spend one night on a beach, would you rather have the moon be full or new?

- whichever one brings in the biggest waves

2. what is your favorite “flavor” of apple?

- GREEN APPLES. Or the green/yellow ones, both are good

3. if you have less than twelve items at the supermarket, do you search for any open register, or do you go straight to the express lane?

- Self-checkout.

4. describe your life in ten words or less

- I live what the universe has in store for me.

5. have you ever had an orgasm?

- Hell yeah I have!!

6. if so, do you remember your first one?

- I was in the shower. No more details.

7. what is your favorite disney movie?

- Ehhhh I have a few. Brave, of course. Pocahontas (because obvi reasons) MULAN/ping mhm. Those are the first to pop up

8. what was the best field trip you’ve ever been on?

- Disneyworld my senior year! Also my across-the-country road trip from Pennsylvania to South Dakota, then from South Dakota to Albuquerque, New Mexico. Ending with my brother’s wedding.

9. what’s the longest you’ve gone without a shower?

- 10 days. First shower of this year, January 9th. (I took my shower a day before New Years Eve, so that my hair would curl better).

10. favorite flavor of ice cream

- Mint ‘n’ Chip! Or cookies and cream, or any coffee/mocha flavor. Or orange sherbet.

11. dick pics

Only the pretty ones.